I wrote this one just for fun. Dedicated to Yellow Scarf, who gave me the idea!

It’s dark and there’s no one here
Except the arseholes who make me feel like shit
It’s what you do when there’s no one there
You close your eyes and you get over it

Put on my robe and pointy hat

Cause I’m a wizard, yeah
I got the power, I got the groove
I’m a wizard, yeah
I am made of awesome and have nothing to prove
I’m a wizard…

I am the wizard!

Their words crashing down on me
Some stupid imbecile who thinks he’s smart
Takes a while to see
That the only thing that matters is in you heart

Pick up my wand and go outside

Cause I’m a wizard, yeah
I got the power, I got the groove
I’m a wizard, yeah
I am made of awesome and have nothing to prove
I’m a wizard…

I am the wizard!
I’m not a lizard
Shoot up a blizzard
With Eddie Izzard
Cause I’m the wizard!